MOMZER

This is a Yiddish word that literally means Bastard.

That Momzer tried to take advantage of me.

by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005

monseratt

Monseratt is a very beautiful girl . Most of them are tall and any guy will die to be her boyfriend, she is shy at first but once you get to know her she will mess around a lot. Monseratt is very good at fashion. She had the best winning award smile her laugh is everything. A Monseratt is a best girlfriend,best friend , sibling you can ask for .

Dammm I wish I knew someone name Monseratt

by Monseratt May 29, 2018

Mozzerian

An adjective used to describe, or characteristic of, the English singer, Morrissey.

Natty Morrissey is a hard core Morrissey fan, she is a true Mozzerian, she firmly believes: In Moz we trust.

I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.

by N.R.Morrissey February 11, 2010

Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.

Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.

by El Sadado December 30, 2007

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Tit monger

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.

You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!

by Niokka September 10, 2006

Monkerachi

When a person or thing is acting clumsy or making a silly mistake, embarrassing oneself or making a fool out of yourself that looks comical to others.

Chris: dude the TV isnt turning on!
Cros: wow what a monkerachi piece of shit.

by ☞cope☜ December 13, 2014