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Mona

She is the best friend in the whole world. <3 i love her so much. She's amazing! She's 14 and from Manila. She is in 2- Veritas. The best section in the world! This is my birthday gift to her. She is awesome and very talented. She cooks very well. Her best friends are: Gillian P., Niell C., Cindy B., and Sam M.
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Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.
this bus is moving slower than molasses!
by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009
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Mona Lisa Smile

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.
Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.
by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016
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Mona

Can typically be found in the library, wearing a big ass jacket.

Mona is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, she’ll watch porn with you (just ask her first), make you paper airplanes, give you food, recommend new music to you...

People might think of her as a bit strange, it’s only the loud ones though— 🙄 they act like they never met a quiet person before. Because of her quiet nature, many people get the impression that she’s innocent, but SHE LOWKEY A FREAK. She tends to say a lot of dirty things, but you’ll get used to it. Also says a lot of random shit but you’ll get used to that as well.

She’s the best, and she’ll be there for you when no one else is.
You should hang out with Mona, you guys would get along well.

Mona? Oh yeah, she’s chill.
by suckabalaboo May 28, 2018
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Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Molarcoaster

The act of fellatio where the recepient holds up his hands as if riding a roller coaster.

Also, deep throat fellation where the tip of the penis comes in contact with the felator's molars.
Jenna gave Jacob a molarcoaster

for Groundhog day.
by Dorsien July 31, 2010
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Mokla

1) When you want to scare someone.
2) Said instead of a curse.
3) When you want to make a joke without any significance, and make it funny.
1) you: MOKLA!
they: OH, YOU MADE US CRAP OUR PANTIES!

2) MOKLAA! I spent 10 000$ last night!

3) Look at the boat with the greengrocery as crew..... *none is laughing*.... MoklaaaAAAAA!
by MOCKLA November 8, 2010
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