don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.
by aliks May 25, 2006
Your dick is your monkey.
And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,
by J.Menard August 31, 2006
D.G. looks like a monkey
by Shawn B. May 23, 2003
by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008
Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".
Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!
-or-
<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!
-or-
<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
by Fishy Bob April 30, 2007
a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one
by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008