monkey

Damn monkey!!!
by Jeff November 08, 2003
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monkey

a silly small fuzzy animal that swings about and screaches loudly

don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.

by aliks May 25, 2006
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Your dick is your monkey.
And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,
by J.Menard August 31, 2006
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What humans supposedly evolved from...yeah right!!!!
by Shawn B. May 23, 2003
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i cute lil animal that climbs a lot
boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cute animal
by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008
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Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".
Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!

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<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
by Fishy Bob April 30, 2007
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a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one
You are a monkey, why did you do that?
by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008
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