Trailer Mailer

Advertisments (Fliers) sent through the mail, that target the uneducated, lazy, poor, or basic low lifes of society.

We send out way to much trailer mailers to the trailer trash in Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi.

by buffalojay May 20, 2010

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

molers

a Haitian sensation.

damn that girl is hot...but nothing compared to molers.

by aimers May 3, 2006

Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

Mailer

Sex God

Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

molerat

Crazy dark haried female, liable to eat sugar and talk shit.

Naked molerat say punk ass mothafukka

by Mole Catcher July 29, 2004