alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.

I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.

by andyman3000 January 6, 2012

mapping

When a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs alla the silence of the lambs, creating somthing resembling a map o' Tassie

For good example check out the movie 'The Silence of the Lambs'

by McFucko May 31, 2004

Napkin Mapping

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.

I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.

by Dacadac August 20, 2009

mailing lists

Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.

I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.

by Highku October 11, 2013

manling

Not a boy, not yet a man. Term for those who have all the makings of a man, but don't really fill out the word yet.

"I'm a man, today!"
"More like a manling"

by Salonee February 12, 2008

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

maling

(v.) To male; to fuck up everything good and worthwhile in your life.

If you haven't destroyed a relationship with a great woman, you aren't maling correctly.

by Wall_eeyore September 2, 2017