Mah Bag

An exclamation of pure rage, used when one's school bag is under threat from pilferation. Commonly used by students of Inverness Royal Academy, it's usage is often followed by a vicious attack, involving beating the offender to death with said bag.

LEAVE mah bag!

by Count Frazula September 25, 2010

mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017

Mah Dad

A man who is very proud of his underachieving, pompous, and arrogant son. He looks to mold his son into what he could never be. Often severely out of shape, controlling, and hungry.

*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.

Mah Son: "Dude guys Mah Dad says I'm the best! I was doin' all these hot ass chicks and he was like yeah you go Mah Son! They wanted to feel my six pack. I think they underestimated me."
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"

by KyleKO June 27, 2011

mah tee

a tall, know it all, white boi

Hey look its a mah tee!

by JoOlEe aka LiL yOsHi February 4, 2003

mah bread

mah cheese, cabbage, green, something everyone else has a lot of, and you work your whole life to get, but still end up driving an escort

i gotta go pick up my paycheck and get mah bread.

by knuck knuck September 15, 2003

Mah Hedd!

This is commonly used as a text to imply a speech impediment when referring to "my head". Often used as an exaggeration toward an odd topic, or in reference to a strange or "out there" concept.

P1 - "I was just reflecting on the fact that this year in 2011 we're going to have 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, and 11/11/11. Crazy right?"

P2 - "You think that's crazy? Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born, plus the age you will be this year and it WILL EQUAL to 111! No joke."

P1 - "Awww... Mah Hedd!"

by rawesomegoddess February 22, 2011

mah cuck

It's BIG that's the only thing you need to know.

"I want something big in my mouth"
"Suck Mah Cuck"

by SGally November 19, 2017