longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

by awmm November 9, 2017

Longan

Longan, fruits are similar to lychees but come from a different family of plants, Sapindaceae. They are known in Chinese as “dragon eyes” and in Indonesian as “cat’s eyes,” as they are a perfectly round fruit. When their light brown shell (husk) is removed, they reveal translucent skin and a dark seed that shows through, appearing like the dark pupil/iris, which is what gives them their name.

See Brooke? Longans are actually fruit!
No way, they look gross.
It says right here dumbass.

by TheRussianDodo July 19, 2019

londay baz

a person actively involved in homosexual activity

man this indian is londay baz so we better beat him up

by YOUR DADDY September 9, 2003

lonf

A widely accepted abbreviation for 'longing for'.

Example: I lonf Shealicious

by Shark Fighter January 12, 2005

Lofald

A person who is overly agressive towards a penis. He craves
penis hourly, often seen in the mens restroom masturbating
while humming broadway show tunes. Also known to crave
Power Bagels with a peanut butter schmear.

"OOh Horvath how I miss your penis. I Lofald
vow to never touch another."

by Troy Smedley June 10, 2008

longate

to make longer

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.

by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008

Lomfa

L.O.M.F.A a misspelling of lmfao but was given a defination used by a few players of runescape. The defination is laughing out my fucking ass. It is when you are laughing really hard in real life. Some people use it in the W31 Barr0ws friends chat in the game.

Guy 1: I took a big shit just now hurt like hell...
Guy 2: I shit rainbows :)
Guy 1: Your gay.
Guy 3: Lomfa!

Asain Kid: I got a D in science....
Asian Dad: What?!#?$!#$??!$ GTFO!
American Kid: Lomfa!

Player 1: We normally DO it on weekends.
Player 1: We use a candom.
Player 2: Condom*
Player 3: Lomfa!!!

by the wise cheeseburger July 26, 2011