lonf 

A widely accepted abbreviation for 'longing for'.

Example: I lonf Shealicious

lonf by Shark Fighter January 12, 2005

Lonf 

When you piss, shit, sneeze, and discharge all at the same time.

Omg that was so funny i think I might Lonf all over the place.

Lonf by Honeymoney112 October 16, 2021

LONFOG

LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.

Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.

Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG

LONFOG by LONFOG April 8, 2010

lonfa 

a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead.

:man im tired
yea me too
:dude, i wanna lay down
go ahead, use my lonfa

lonfa by Shinoske January 4, 2009

lonfer 

@kkristynnnn

kristyn is a lonfer

lonfer by dieirjnffn November 25, 2021