Weston Horvath is a little bitch. He’s short, not funny, and just an all around dickhead. Weston Horvath is a dumb fuck. (i.e he’s an uneducated potato). He is a mere mortal and nobody likes him.
A Fozzy Horvath is a sexual act performed by at least three people. One must be ramming his erect penis doggystyle into the vagina of a nice lady. The lady must be using her tongue to pleasure the rectum of the third partner (male or female). Upon climax, the third partner fires a hot and steamy bowel movement on the face of the nice lady.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.