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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.
I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.
by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006
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Your dad lesbian

The ultimate career ender, a step above your mom gay lol. One should be very careful when using this insult and only as necessary, for it is extremely powerful.
Margaret: Hey screw you Liam, your a piece if shit because you stole my lettuce. You know what? ur mom gay lol.

Everybody In attendance: DBDISBAOCCHDBDJ KCUDUEBBEU OOOMMMFFFFGGGG

Liam: u said I could have it. Actually, your dad lesbian.

Everybody who was at the scene died with exception of Liam. Liam is now god.
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Lesbian

A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.

<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.

Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 7, 2010
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mean lesbian

Joke on twitter that began with the cliché of lesbians being mean, and is now seen as serious and/or a political movement by safe and liberal queer twitter

Is now used by many lesbophobes
"She has a red lesbian flag as a Twibbon, she must be a mean lesbian!"

"OMG mean lesbians are everywhere on twitter i hate them"
by meanlesbian June 8, 2021
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lutefisk lesbian

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.
I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.
by banana oil May 28, 2006
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lesbian magnet

a heterosexual female that attracts lesbians. When at a bar more females hit on you than men
By the way the lesbians were coming on to her it was oibvious she was a lesbian magnet.
by c.a.t. July 22, 2007
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.
Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.
by anon1358 July 15, 2019
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