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Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.
Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."
by Depression502 September 16, 2018
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Denis Leary

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"
by Goatboy April 26, 2004
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Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.
My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.
by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019
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That'll learn them

A way of saying "That'll teach those people a lesson, my good friend!" as a mild grammar joke.

Commonly used by gamers(usually the FPS crowd) to express triumph in the game, although the useage has expanded enough that it is not out of place to hear it from other types of people in other situations.
Game Announcer: Red Team scores!
Red Player #1: Haha! That'll learn them!
by A. Person December 3, 2004
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state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.
Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.
by Blank Frank October 11, 2009
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bulimic learning

When information gets crammed into one's head in a very short period of time, only to be purged onto tests/quizzes. One can only hope some educational nuggets have been retained. Common in modular curriculum at vocational colleges.
That medical assistant program is totally bulimic learning. How do they expect us to know all that in six weeks?
by W. M. Anderson July 27, 2008
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Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob
Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."
by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012
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