Lamont

He “seems” to be a lot of things.

I can only confirm he has an old maid fetish.

A: “Something is holding me back from saying Lamont was lovebombing.”

B: “Ugh, what makes you say that?”

A: “He doesn’t talk to anyone… do you really think he gets a mystical ego boost from playing this random girl? Who else?”

B: “Hmm, I never thought to apply logic to the situation.”

by RiddleThis December 14, 2022

Cole lamontange

They are often very afraid of the world very awkward and unusual, they are weird and very very strange. If you were to see one you could tell they are a cole, coles typically a gay curly haired Asian

Hey look over there it’s a bitch drinking some yogurt oh it’s just a cole lamontange

by Markpriceslime March 3, 2019

riley lamont

Nickname is Peter File
Loves to play with kids

riley lamont would say Heywood Jablowmee

by riley-lamont-is-weird September 14, 2020

The Lamrock Special

A Specific Type Of Oral Sex In Which The One Preforming The Act Sucks So Hard It Shines The Penis And All Of The Semen That Would Have Been All Over Goes Immediately Down The Throat. Intensely Pleasurable.

Ay Yo Dog, She's Gonna Give Me The Lamrock Special.

by RangerPickleDick666 June 17, 2021

LAMONT

A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".

THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.

by soyboy22 April 13, 2017

Lamont

A guy who is sexy asl and who has a very big heart who is also bipolar and he has a really big dick

#Lamont

by 2k19 September 27, 2018

lawron

Lawron is the best guy you will every meet. He’s quiet at first, and comes off as a cool guy, but when you get to know him, you’ll find he’s a down-to-earth guy with a dorky sense of humor. Lawron has the best smile and always looks for ways to make other people happy—a real catch.

“Who’s that guy over there dressed like a European model.”

“Oh, that’s Lawron. He’s a real catch!”

by MissSplat September 27, 2020