JJJ - Jiggly Junk January

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.

Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

by Voodazel November 5, 2018

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belt buckle jingle

That classic sound of a man undoing his belt to begin the process of masturbation. The metallic jingle is so distinct that one can assume, when walking by a room and hearing "the belt buckle jingle," a man is about to jerk off. Once heard, it's in a person's best interest to leave the man alone for roughly 5 minutes. The belt buckle jingle is extremely unique because such a sound only exists when a man is about to masturbate. If he is simply taking off his pants, or even putting his pants on, the noise is noticeably different. This could be due to the lack of excitement and chubbiness. Nonetheless, the belt buckle jingle is something that everyone should respect and be aware of.

Roommate 1: (belt buckle jingle)

Roommate 2: Hey man are you hungry (speaking through a door)

Roommate 1: (coughs)

Roommate 2: (walks back to his room and patiently waits)

by UrbanPete574 February 1, 2008

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