simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 9, 2024

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022

Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.

That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022

holster hips

This is where all them females put their guns, when least expected, they come out and fire, leaving you breathless.

Damn! Those holster hips had me fired!

by RyFen August 14, 2015

Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022