goober

A person who thinks there's really hysterical, and doesn't realize that they're not.

"I went to his house, and I seriously fell up the stairs."

"..."

"That's funny, isn't it? Hahaha!"

by ellz July 14, 2005

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That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry May 31, 2007

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Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

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That goober raped my wife.

by Ottoo15 May 17, 2011

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booger with the b being switched with the g

a nerdy elf who dances happily constantly.

The goober was pissing me off because he wouldn't stop doing the Carlton dance.

by J Wiggle Jiggle January 04, 2009

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A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 28, 2004

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boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

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