frap yo melon

When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.

" Shut up before I frap yo melon "

by Binky April 17, 2003

frapper

The act of slapping a woman in the face with one's penis, often during or right after sex.

If you're lucky, your girlfriend won't mind getting a frapper.

by Scott October 17, 2003

faphound

One who voraciously searches for or solicits masturbatory material, cf. pornhound.

Don't let Derek see your holiday photos, he's a faphound.

by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard October 5, 2008

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

franhole

a mysterious hole used for sexual pleasures, similar to a butthole

I slammed your mom's franhole last night

by ferdfteen thousand February 22, 2011

frappelattecappucana

A frou frou drink sold at a coffee shop.

Customer: What kind of frappelattecappucanas do you have?
Barista: All of our hot frou frou drinks are listed on the board behind me.
Customer: I'll have a grande nonfat iced cinnamon dolce latte with a little whip cream and nutmeg, instead of cinnamon.
Barista: That will be $5.50.
Customer: Never mind, I'll have a regular coffee.

by Marjearle November 27, 2012

frap happy

one who constantly farts is frap happy

I can no longer be around that asshole because he's gone frap happy.

by anonymous June 12, 2016