News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019

fashoom

the act of consuming flatulance bubbles while pressently in a bath tub.(eating fart bubbles)

Last night i totally had a Fashoom...totally

by tontoh! April 21, 2009

Naruto Flashback Syndrome

Ruins many great fights in the Naruto series. Often involving a Shitty past/childhood.

During the first epic battle of Naruto and Sasuke the show only gave us 5 Minutes of Naruto and Sasuke fighting while having a Naruto Flashback Syndrome to Sasuke's past for 25 minutes for an episode.

by Stevemagegod February 1, 2013

flashdrive

when one flashes a pedestrian whlist driving their car.
also a computer device that can hold this kodak moment

Kathleen tends to flashdrive when she's tipsy.

by BK-Hat-Man October 13, 2010

Flashback Friday

Similar to Throwback Thursdays, this is sharing a past post or image on social media sites

A typical social media update:
'It's Flashback Friday. Remember this picture of us?'
#flashbackfriday

by Parrotscantflylikesuperman November 15, 2013

Flashay

To be flashy or flossy with class.

"Yo, you see dude jump out that Jag wit the Armani suit rockin the iced out Rolex and diamond cuff links? He was flashay til his last day!"

by Y.R. January 3, 2008

Flash crash

A brief but drastic drop in the value of stocks; can be triggered by investor fears or simple human error (adding a few too many zeros to the end of your stock sell).

Dude, you watchin CNBC??? The Dow's dropped 1000 points in like 5 minutes, but now it's back up again! It's a flash crash!

by JCEtterus May 19, 2010