flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

flap girth

The thikniss of a phemales large pussy phlaps.

Yo Holmes... PVO has some serious flap girth

by Powdi July 18, 2006

Flap Tap

When a Male or Female, Particularly a Female, Decides to tap a Females "flap".
Meaning to stroke and rub the entry of a womans vagina, including the surrounding "flaps".

Nicole: Did you remember what I did last night?
Rhiannon: Yeah, You tapped my flap HARD!
Nicole: Yeah, i enjoyed the Flap Tap Although, you need more experience and a trim.

by flap-tapper101 January 25, 2009

flap sex

1.the act of fat people or skinny doing it in the flaps(rolls) by being jerked off in on flaps or scissoring in the fat flap sex is a way some fat people show there affection since it's hard to find the lovers genitals.

(brandon) man i made sweet love to my boyfriend
(adam) i don't even want to know shut up
(brandon) man we did each other in the flap
(adam) so you had flap sex
(brandon) yeah
(adam) nice

by killmeihavenolife December 10, 2007

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 20, 2004