Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

Firme Jaina

Hot chick, sexy female, fine pie, good looking woman, you get the idea

I'm looking for a firme jaina, a jaina thats finer than the average jaina.

by Buffarelli December 1, 2006

Japanese firedrill

Involves a clasroom of students raising their desks above their heads and running out of the room upon news of an impending fire. Can be quite chaotic and confusing for teachers.

Joe: "Japanese firedrill"
Class: "ARGH" run out of room with desks above heads

by Toupai June 12, 2006

firme

badass, cool, awesome

JJ is too firme!

by johnjohn johnson May 22, 2010

Alaskan Firedragon

When the cold bitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.

I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon

by SOuthernTraSh December 4, 2016

firedup

another word for being super happy and ready to go
its also a term that hockey players tend to you before they enter the ice surface to get their team mates firedup as well.

Man i am so firedup right now ill do anything. Ill even bang that jenn copper broad

by doctor spivak December 11, 2011

firedog

when a guy sprays his penis with mace pepper spray and inserts it into a woman's anus.

Last night after the club, Greg gave his girlfriend a firedog.

by frieday March 30, 2015