James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
by fakescientist8000 September 20, 2021
Get the Plyable to the finger but firm to the tapmug. (NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013
Get the dirty carpets in a big law firmmug. When one enters ones extremely hot bath, his/hers scrotum sack becomes very firm and begins to look like a small dry brain
"oh ouch this bath seems to be slightly to hot, it is beginning to give me a firm sack, better add some cold water before it looks anymore like a brain"
by legacy Lloyd June 9, 2016
Get the firm sackmug. “Firme” is a slang word in Spanish that is used by the Chicano culture which refers to anything that Is “smooth or badass”
by Andres Cardenas February 18, 2022
Get the Firmemug. by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019
Get the Firm Handshakemug. 
an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.
On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
Get the Mattress Firmmug.