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felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.
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Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
by Tochereador March 21, 2025
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Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony
by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023
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.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos
User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter
User 1: “stfu”
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
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Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges
I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.
That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.
by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024
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