actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023

Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room

Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night

by Glokko September 4, 2023

Butt-Facetime

Accidentally FaceTiming someone. Like a butt dial.

Sorry, I butt-FaceTimed you. My bad.

by Be a man March 4, 2024

Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together

Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.

by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025

National get Naked on FaceTime da

On every December 28 the person your on FaceTime with has to get naked and do a little dance.

Boy: yo it’s December 28 National get naked on FaceTime day you know what that means
Girl: yeah I know what day it is *gets naked*

by Chrisfromclt December 28, 2020

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

by aslfgb May 17, 2009