Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004

exactomundo

Synonym of exact. Usually used to describe full agreement, can also be used to describe an obvious agreement.

A: Exactomundo is one of the best words
B: exactomundo!

by M.v.R. February 10, 2012

Examania

a case of hyper mania characterized by convulsions, excessive and incoherent talking, and insomnia occurring in students during the exam periods at the University of Waterloo.

Andy keeps yelling "I SHO!!"
Yeah, he's got examania. That Organic Chemistry exam's really got him scared.

by Morris Tchir January 15, 2009

exasperbate

(v) the action of pleasuring oneself to distract from stressful circumstances, usually making the situation worse in the process

Dude, the economy makes me want to exasperbate non-stop.

by Shaka the Khan February 26, 2009

exaggerface

When news anchors embellish their reporting through sanctimonious opinion clearly displayed via their facial expression while delivering news.

Let's all watch Glenn Beck exaggerface the news.

by Ornatus Horrificus November 15, 2010

Exasturbation

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015