horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006

dickery

your acting like a dick and you have no type of respect for women

your being very dickery

by hoe life February 24, 2017

corndog discovery

when one discovers something so obvious it's almost imposible to withold from pissing yourself with laughter

PERSON#1
*omg!

the bread on the outside of a corn dog

tastes just like corn bread!*

PERSON#2

*thats b/c it is cornbread alix* ((alix is awesome by the way!!!!))

PERSON#1
*really, omg! lets call that a corndog discovery*

by ginger kids make me happy July 8, 2009

Self discovery

Deciding you want to be gay and having anal for the first time

When Bob had nook with Jim he was on a path of self discovery

by orange man gang February 13, 2021

DickLover's pizza

One who loves cock.

Generally a gay, or horny female.

A pizza of the male genitalia.

Janice, so you chompin on Dave's Dicklover's pizza tonight?

by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009

Hickory Dickory Dock

A persons that is slow; not smart

violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;))
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock

by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018