Ditch and Run 

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!

"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"

Ditch and Run by almost famous420 March 5, 2009

Ditch Fucker 

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

Ditch Fucker by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

ditch parrot 

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant

Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots

ditch parrot by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020

Ditch Chicken 

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

Ditch Chicken by amywarhol May 12, 2011

Ditch pig 

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

Ditch pig by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

ditch party 

It is a party thrown during the day by students skipping or ditching school. The party has the usual intoxicants like pot or mommy's prescriptions. The music will likely be from the rave scene, grunge or punk, but it can be any kind of popular music.

Me and my homies cut classes, so that we could smoke some really fine weed at a ditch party. We listened to Butthole Surfers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and 4 Non-Blondes.

ditch party by Hugo Draxx April 28, 2016

Ditch the wives 

What the kids today say if something's cool or rad

Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!

Ditch the wives by Load.... January 29, 2021