Definitions by ragerinthemorning
Ditch Fucker
The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*
That is a Ditch Fucker
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*
That is a Ditch Fucker
Ditch Fucker by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011