the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
by jay and nick October 26, 2006
Get the upper decker delux (dry) mug.When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
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Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
Get the upper decker mug.The meal you have with your friends after a long fun night. This meal usually occurs anywhere between midnight - 7am. It occurs at any 24hour actual sit down restaurant that does not have drive through. Usually Sharis, Dennys, Beths Cafe, or 13 Coins. Occassionally it happens at home after a long trip to any 24hour grocery store.
Samuel: I really really need filet mignon.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
by Cassandra Q February 26, 2010
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"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"
by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016
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Get the dickless dick mug.the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.
by HeHizzle August 22, 2011
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