by miker100 November 8, 2009
Get the Condommug. She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.
Now i have a kid.
Now i have a kid.
by the fuck king March 2, 2020
Get the Condommug. The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
Get the Condommug. by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
Get the Condommug. A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
by blazedude05 April 23, 2005
Get the condomsmug. sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!
by iben motherfuckin September 10, 2003
Get the Condommug. When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.
They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)
Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)
Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020
Get the no condommug.