Definitions by Averant

Condom

A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.

Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.

Jane: Why?

Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.

Condom by Averant December 28, 2010

Jack Shack 

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.

(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)

John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."

Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."

John: "Ah. Gotcha."

Jack Shack by Averant September 19, 2010