1 definition by godsman
1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
by godsman June 3, 2010