Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.

Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.

by BigScoot November 5, 2013

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

cleftproud

To be "Cleftproud" is to be proud of your cleft lip and palate (birth defect)

Siri: " I hate my Cleft lip... "
Luke: " Siri, dont worry, you're beautiful! Be Cleftproud instead of hating it ! "

by Jobabit March 20, 2017

cleptoclitiosis

Thieving cunt-
A female or woman who is of cuntatious mind set and a thief.
Thieving cunt - a female or woman who is a thief- a cunt- a thieving cunt.

That girl suffers from an extreme case of cleptoclitiosis.

by Dr. Spankenstein October 10, 2017

Chewter

When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.

Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.

Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

by toby palmer February 15, 2019

Cleatched

The noise of something squishing and wet being squished.

The slime ball cleatched when I stepped on it

by Yetepete June 29, 2020