Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

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chainsaw

a girl with braces on ecstacy who gives u a blowjob, but she gurns on your cock at the same time.

dude 1: Oh man, last night my girlfriend chainsawed me.... i was bleeding for hours.

dude 2: aahhh, man!... what a bitch. Slap that monkey!

by mildexlark April 8, 2008

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Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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The BEST weapon ever! Itl scare the shit outta ANYONE and it is WAY better than a shitty stiletto or switchblade. Too bad its not that portable...
The best part of Scarface was the scene where they were hacking up that gagged guy with the chainsaw in the washroom!

Gangsta Wigger- Hey Bitch! Gimme yo greens o il cut you up with my 5 inch switchblade!

Me - Oh yeah? (pulls out chainsaw, laughs as the gangsta wigger shits himself, tears the bloody fuck out of him)

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005

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