king in the castle

phrase originally coined by borat to express his pleasure at the supposed opulence of his hotel. in the vernacular, the phrase is generally meant to refer to a person who has attained great success in his life

Person A: Dude, I fucked Anna last night."
Person B: "Anna? She'd never fuck you. You're shitting me, right?
Person A: "Nah, dude; king in the castle."

by bobjones93 May 24, 2007

nut castle

Nut Castle is what happens when Taylor finishes on Andrews mom and leaves with White Castle sliders.

Poor Andrews mom totally got nut castled last night.

by Nut castle June 24, 2020

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

White Castle

Little burgers that make you shit.

I love White Castle.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Spinning Castles

Whenever someone comes up with ridiculous ideas that are particularly complex to solve simple problems or have no possible chance of happening. Often used in Software Development to indicate when someone is spewing a high degree of BS.

Bob is just Spinning Castles, his solution is 10 times more complicated than necessary. - OR - Benjamin is just Spinning Castles because there is no chance we are ever going to do that elaborate project!

by The Big Tasty April 14, 2021

Castle Swallow

Castle Swallow : Giving a someone a blowjob that quickly turns into vore.

Castle Swallow: "Hey you want me to give you a good Castle Swallow?" or "I gave this guy some great castle swallow yesterday."

by Rubi_Royal November 4, 2018

Windsor Castle

A hot girl with a good set of turrets.

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"

by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012