I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

Cakeism

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Baby Cakes

the love of your life, your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush

HEY, he is my baby cakes. OR
HEY, she is my baby cakes.

by putin May 13, 2005

snacky cakes

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see beefy logs, cookie dings, and cheesy poofs.

"Mmm, Snacky Cakes!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Munge-cake

An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.

Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"

by The contributer July 11, 2011

cakes for days

A way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. They are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. These women never, and can't ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, noassitol syndrome.

A woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.

Kyle: Uhoh...here comes Jasmine..
Rick: Oh snap....
*they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she passes by*
Kyle: Whew....did you see that ass in them jeans????
Rick: Good lord...she had cakes for days--im in love.

by Anubikai June 11, 2006

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.

1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"

by fourthcandle March 19, 2009