buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Buttcest

Two or more male family members that have buttsex

Friend: Hey what did you do last night?
RODKING: i had the most amazing buttcest ever with my brother!!!
Friend: Dude, my bro and i have buttcest all the time

by RODKING July 10, 2015

Buttfaced

When one butt-calls you specifically with facetime from the iphone, then you have been buttfaced.

Aaron Cervantes buttfaced me while he was taken a duesenberg.

by bigluggage June 23, 2016

Buttfaced

Similar to butt dialing, but with FaceTime

I just checked my phone and saw that I buttfaced my ex.

by Mattj October 10, 2016

Buttfacefartwrigglypuff

Buttfacefartwrigglypuff is a questionable name that I used randomly

"yeah he's such a god damp buttfacefartwrigglypuff"

by Cacharararadontosaurus April 21, 2017

Buttacrass

When you’ve got a crusty ass.

I’ve got buttacrass.

Sheldon has buttacrass.

by soysage May 5, 2018

Buttface Syndrome

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018