buttlace 

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

buttlace by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls

rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

buttface miscreant by team jess January 9, 2022

Buttlice 

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.

Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.

Buttlice by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttfacebookdial by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

ButtLice 

When you have lice on your butt.

Danielle Cohn: *Has buttlice*
Dani: *Bootiepops the buttlice off*

ButtLice by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

buttface walrus 

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

buttface walrus by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009