buttace

a more serious degree of "buttface" meaning a stupidhead or an idiot or an asshole

-"look at that kid Caleb. he just punched an old lady!" "that kids such a buttace."

-"Where's your buttace friend?" "i don't know."

-"Chase you just punched a hole in your dad's room! you buttace!"

by flobberg November 6, 2011

Buttack

To stick ones finger ,usually in the form of a sneak attack, in someone's ass crack when it is exposed above their pant/underwear line. While doing so scream "Buttack!!!"

As Emmett leaned over exposing his plumbers crack Jason exclaimed "Buttack!!" While sliding his pointer down his toosh.

by Toiletstains March 30, 2015

buttface miscreant

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls

rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

by team jess January 9, 2022

Buttahead

When everything on a female look good good but her head

I was gonna holla at Tameka but then she took out her hair extensions and she was a buttahead.

by Nikki13 September 27, 2005

buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

buttface

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011