There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
Get the Anonymous Browsermug. Browser Baiting is when you do internet searches for strange and odd things that you do not want just to trick the browser int displaying ads for those things.
I did a bunch of browser baiting last night. Looked for "eel shoes", "rubber volcanos" and "plastic pants". Getting some seriously odd stuff today.
by pseudowonfuji May 27, 2018
Get the Browser Baitingmug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the 《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》mug. .
Person 343: Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》mug. A wiki page that has the ability to crash your browser.
This is achieved if a wiki page has so many words and/or images that your browser trying to load it all but can’t, and ends up crashing.
This is achieved if a wiki page has so many words and/or images that your browser trying to load it all but can’t, and ends up crashing.
by toowacky4u April 24, 2025
Get the Browser Bombermug. Common types of caches include browser cache, disk cache, memory cache, and processor cache. Browser cache - Most web browsers cache webpage data by default. For example, when you visit a webpage, the browser may cache the HTML, images, and any CSS or JavaScript files referenced by the page.
by that_cool.idk October 23, 2017
Get the browser cachemug. Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016
Get the clear my browser historymug.