bloatmonger

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.

Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!

by Ithin October 7, 2004

Bilootz

Noun- a local pub which allows you to act like a complete tard at anytime of the day esp. game days

(Bilootz'd) Verb- to be hammered, drunk- lose your mind and have to go back to the bar and pick it up.

I am going to Bilootz tonight to lose my mind.

I totally got bilootz'd last night at Bilootz!

Bilootz is going to ruin my life, but I love that it is so close to Melrose.

by MelroseAmericanIdol December 19, 2008

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Bloatlord

Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.

Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

by virginmasterwizardman June 30, 2022

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016

Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

by Lanky August 15, 2003