Beer

The piss of angels.

Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

by Arcangelo January 29, 2009

Beer

the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

by anastasia beavehausen August 26, 2003

Beer

Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

by JewLove December 29, 2004

BEER

what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 18, 2003

Beer

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

by Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now June 27, 2008

Beer

- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

Beer

Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.

Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
---------------------------------or
Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.

by Gustave Delior February 14, 2009