Howard Baskin

A Howard Baskin is a person who is the most limp dick human you have ever met, they like being put on their knees with a leash around their neck simping to their wife who fed her own husband to tigers. If pussy was a human it’d be Howard Baskin. He’s just an overall bum.

Wow your such a bitch you’re like Howard Baskin.

by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

Dueling Batwings

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.

by brenten kelly January 17, 2008

Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate

"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."

by Big Birm October 11, 2004

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

batwings

when your sack sticks to both legs

"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"

by anonymous February 12, 2004

cat backing

When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.

Rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!

by Queen B's January 15, 2007