Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

by thirddegree February 25, 2003

Barstool

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

by cursor March 9, 2015

barstool ass

Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.

For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.

by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

Baqir Batool Syndrome

Baqir Batool Syndrome (BBS), is a condition which causes individuals to develop psychological associations of everything to Baqir Batool.

Severe forms of BBS is accompanied by hallucinations and a gut feeling of wanting to vomit.

BBS is classified as a contested illness due to doubt about the legitimacy of the condition.

Person with BBS: Did Lil Wayne just say Ahmed?
Person without BBS: No, you just have Baqir Batool Syndrome.

by Aqeela May 28, 2019

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Batool

A unit of measurement. It is roughly 5 feet in length.

The runway is 10 batools long.

by wedding001 November 29, 2011