Definitions by thirddegree

sloppy beezos 

Chronically drunk and sloppy high school girls from Albany, NY who are used as hook-up fodder - and later joke fodder - at parties.

Were there any sloppy beezos at the CBA party?

I hooked up with one of the sloppy beezos but it sucked.

sloppy beezos by thirddegree April 29, 2003

Barstool 

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

Barstool by thirddegree February 25, 2003