winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016

Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009

Force Wanking

Using the 'Force' to elicit free goods fom a person or persons/business or otherwise. The duplicit nature will often invoke an orgasm of the mind.

Bernard just got that squid for free! Colin Kemp: Its not a squid its powdered, but yeah it was free i force-wanked him.
How the bollocks did you do that? Force Wanking Doh!!...

by councilor colin kemp January 19, 2012

Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them

Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking

by Superjordz August 20, 2007