Windows Vista

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby!

by Op2 August 29, 2005

Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.

Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.

by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010

Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

by Severin Victor May 4, 2004

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Windsor, CT

population 27,000, considered ghetto by surrounding, wealthy, white towns but in fact has a solidly middle class population. Many of the students there think they are ghetto and walk around with their pants around their knees getting into fights in the cafeteria, speaking complete gibberish and generally trying really hard. Many of these kids actually live in Hartford and take a city bus to school. Most of the people who actually live in Windsor are quite nice, warm people.

Oldest town in CT.

Go Warriors!!

Windsor, CT not to be confused with South Windsor or Windsor Locks.

by qwertyui123456 March 11, 2011

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009