Weed

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.
Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!
by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 11, 2008
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Let's go smoke some gud weed
by alexjk2004 October 07, 2017
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Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>
John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>
by snorat April 16, 2016
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Yo u smoke weed?
Yeah man
Daaaaam ur so cool
by WeedWeed420VeryCool June 30, 2020
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A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.
"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."
by NBear December 17, 2015
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It's an awesome gift to all the drugies out there lol,, Gods gift.
wow whats this bro

-its weed lol
by Rainbow_nighas101 May 30, 2018
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Some shit that needs to be legal so when I smoke the shit I don’t have to worry about the police
There go the police hide the weed
by Jdealtheman23 May 08, 2019
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