Weed

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.

Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!

by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 3, 2008

Weed

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

by alexjk2004 October 11, 2017

Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear March 27, 2016

Weed

It's an awesome gift to all the drugies out there lol,, Gods gift.

wow whats this bro

-its weed lol

by Rainbow_nighas101 June 11, 2018

Weed

A plant that ends your boredom

I’m gonna smoke weed with my friends today

by Guw0p July 2, 2019

Weed

Some shit that needs to be legal so when I smoke the shit I don’t have to worry about the police

There go the police hide the weed

by Jdealtheman23 May 8, 2019

Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018