wait bait

Items on the shelf of the checkout line put there for you to take while waiting to pay.

While waiting in line at the grocery store I grabbed a chocolate bar and got suckered in by the wait bait

by _adge December 28, 2014

Wait, thats illegal

A popular quote from red vs blue, often used as a meme template.

Person a: I think I just killed a man...
Person b: Wait, thats illegal.

by gaygay gay March 29, 2020

Jon Waited

The state of being so drunk you appear in embarrasing photos which you only remember after seeing them on facebook.

Jesus Christ I was jon waited last night, everyone was laughing at me on facebook

by CantStopShola August 19, 2009

sailing wait

How many times a loaded ferry will travel to its destination and back before it it your turn to get on.

It's looks like it's about 3 sailing waits down at the ferry terminal.

by SpiderRider3 June 5, 2010

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Wanito

A typing error caused by fingernail extensions. Guilty party tends to be a black female with a name like Wanita.

You know that fat black chick Jennifun from accounting, her quarterly report was riddled with Wanito's.

by Party Crashers September 1, 2009

Wait and Bleed

An Awesome Song By Slipknot!

Wait And Bleed lyrics

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong...
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Get outta my head cuz I don't need this
Why I didn't I see this?
I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

And it waits for you!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 11, 2008