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twooter

1) Twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding "twooter".

2) A person who visits Hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a "twooter".
That twooter is slowing down my drink. Give me another round at table 16.
by garolo September 27, 2009
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State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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cooper trooper

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.
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trooper juice

ginger ale and cointreau
damn that's some good trooper juice
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TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.
TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.
by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021
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Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.
Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021
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scout trooper (star wars)

a star wars troop, with slightly different armor than the stormtrooper, and its specification is sniping and sneaking into enemy territory
"scout trooper (star wars)"

officer: scout troopers get out here now!

trooper 1: yes sir!
by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009
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