twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022

Twixing

When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).

My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.

by Mike6Kilo January 31, 2020

chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.

flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better

The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent

by Be_my_telletubby?? May 7, 2018

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

Twixing

A retarded way tricking someone. Referring to the popular candy bar Twix

I just Twixed my wife into signing the divorce papers.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.

by ProffesionalTwixer November 20, 2020