by violet69 April 07, 2023
hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice
by KAY!&@( November 03, 2021
by pirate djbooti June 11, 2023
Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022
when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.
flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!
by poopsynooties May 29, 2021
When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.
by TheAguirres November 07, 2018
When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
by Mike6Kilo February 01, 2020