Tong-kai

A term used to describe instances when a person of superior authority at work shits on you.

Hey man, heard your boss tong-kaied you this morning for no reason.

by Afm123 August 18, 2011

Tongmaster General

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.

Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023

satan tango

-when two people show affection for each other in the gift of sex
-bad people like hitler do it
-tommyinnit has a book on it

*Nick talks to Danielle*
Nick: Charlie said he can choke you better with his big long great King Kong of a chopstick when you guys satan tango.
Danielle: YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

by darzan February 11, 2021

gut tongue

the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue

Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

Tongue Fetish

when seeing tongues turn you on. AND IS INDEED MUCH BETTER THAN PPL WITH FOOT FETISHES

Person 1: tongues really turn me on, IS THIS PART OF PUBERTY
Person 2:No! ITS A TONGUE FETISH

by Teehee.dubs May 31, 2020

yo tengo

A word used by Albert's fan-base. When someone is winning in a argument or if someone says shut up you can use yo tengo.

Person - Shut up
You - .....Yo tengo.

by Therealslimdiky May 5, 2019

Ball Tongue

Caused when someone is so high on speed that they are unable to talk, and it looks like their tongue has a ball on the end of it.

This was derived from a man that KoRn knew, as they would play at his club. They called him Ball Tongue for that reason, as he was the one to start them on doing speed. They later produced a song with the same name on their first album.

It has nothing to do with licking balls, or any other sexual innuendos.

He was so high on speed lastnight, he got a Ball Tongue. No one understood a WORD he said.

by carTARDDD January 25, 2008