Tik Toker

Braindead incels that have no idea what other people are thinking, but they think they do.

The only thing dumber than a Tik Toker is someone who thinks tik tok is good

Person 1: did josh just say 9/11 was an inside job?
Person 2: yeah, he must be a Tik Toker

by I hate all people. December 14, 2019

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toberli

An incredibly killer pun of great genius on the word 'totally'. Product of alcohol.

"You toberli love him!!!"

"I toberli love life"

e.t.c e.t.c.

by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012

Tolerationship

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.

That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez December 9, 2008

tomera

Possibly the coolest person in existence. Founder of Rices and Surprises.
Also can be referred to as: Tome, Tomey, Tutu,or Tuto

Tome is my homeboy!

by Marsha September 30, 2003

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Tokerface

The attitude you have when you try to act straight in front of your parents when you are high as shit.

I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.

by Benf1026 February 19, 2011